"Oh Crap"

(PROLONGED, LOUD, ...GIGGLES... FART, then) "Oh CRAP, there was a SPLATTER with that one! I really need to master the art of FARTING like Daddy does it!" (Sniffs) "I'm NOT short on smell howeva'." (wiggles in poop) "Hey... a little HELP ova here!"

OH CRAP...

For those of you who haven't heard...this is Cruz's new favorite saying. His imagination is growing everyday and lately he is playing on his own more and more. I have so much fun listening to his little conversations he has with himself. He drops a toy...oh crap. He trips over a toy...oh crap. He stubs his toe...oh crap. He totally cracks me up. However, I am afraid to admit that this little saying, "oh crap" came from me. I am swiftly becoming more aware of the things that I say. Oh Cruz...you are such a great teacher!

Another funny thing...

Cruz has the sweetest, most tender little spirit. Taylor and I were playing the Wii the other day and were getting quite frustrated that we couldn't beat a certain level (yes Taylor should have been studying and I should have been cooking dinner or something more productive, but we couldn't quit until we beat the level) on Mario. Well, apparently we were "expressing our frustrations" and Cruz thought we were fighting with each other. He was very quick to reprimand us for our bad behavior. He immediately began yelling at the top of his lungs "Daddy, Mommy, STOP IT!" Aren't children wonderful?

Anyway, I needed something to chuckle about and this came to mind. Hope you enjoyed it!